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Jesus Should Be Everyone's #1 Overall Dream Dinner Guest

-For the “who are your 3 dream dinner guests?” question, I feel like every person should choose Jesus as their first overall pick. Because even if you’re not religious and you don’t believe in God, I think you just gotta the lowdown. See what he’s all about. Is he really the son of God or was he jus

Anyone Who Still Uses Chopsticks Is Just A Show Off

-I don’t like when restaurants try to “do too much” as the kids say and serve too many different types of food. I prefer when they stick to one cuisine and perfect it. I want steakhouses just doing steak. I want Italian places just doing Italian. I want Asian places just doing Asian and so on and so

I May Not Have Any Toxic Masculinity. But I Do Draw A Line Somewhere

-I’m not someone who cares about manliness and appearing like some rugged man (obviously). I have less toxic masculinity than maybe any man on this planet. I almost exclusively order girly pink drinks. The only shot I’ll do is green tea. I have never even considered throwing a punch. I once put on a

We Don't Talk Enough About How Insane It Is That Parrots Speak English

-I think it’s crazy that people debate if it’s harder to move from a rural area to a big city or from a big city to a rural area. It’s infinitely easier to move from the countryside to the city. You just get more things. There’s nothing hard about that. I hate hearing people complain “Oh God it’s so

As A Kid, Being Fast Was The Most Important Quality A Person Could Have

-I think that it’s dumb that Catholic schools don’t teach evolution, and the reason is that the concept of evolution should just make people believe in God even more. I watched one evolution documentary recently, and I came out of it thinking “Well, there’s just no way any of that shit is real.” And

Things I Thought In 2021

Here are the thoughts I thunk in 2021 that I feel strongest about. Topics in video include: -making elevator rides awkward -ideal seating arrangements -foot fetishes -dumb kids being dumb -a genius idea for an iPhone feature -first world problems -building bombs -million dollar ideal for bagel place

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