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BARSTOOL FINANCE- Elon, Tyler, and I Will Watch The World Burn

Quick reminder...  Tyler Morin from The Water Coolest and I pooled together $5,001 which we are investing as The Family Office...  This week we discuss GDP, how Elon Musk now only takes time off from fucking every female that moves to fucking Bitcoin investors, how Canada Dry is the darling of $KDP'

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One Like = One Prayer For Large's Genitals

Dear The Family Office Investment Committee (aka "The Family"), Editor's note: this letter is best read with Sarah McLachlan’s “Arms of an Angel” playing in the background. Times are tough over at The Family Office. Not only did doctor(s) go all Boring Company on Large’s pee hole, but the stonk mark

BARSTOOL FINANCE: CPI- Calcified Penile Invaders

Quick reminder...  Tyler Morin from The Water Coolest and I pooled together $5,001 which we are investing as The Family Office...  After a relatively non-eventful (but inflation-panicked) week where our core positions continued to break down, Tyler and I (playing injured) went over what the CPI mean

Getting Pregnant By Elon Isn't The Only Way To Make Money In This Market

Dear Family Office Investment Committee, (For those of you wondering “wtf is this and why is it interrupting my sports, gambling, and Smokeshow blogs?"… meet Barstool Finance and Barstool’s newest show (I think), THE FAMILY OFFICE. The idea is pretty simple: Large and I are investing $5,001 for your

BARSTOOL FINANCE: How NOT To Trade Into Earnings

Quick reminder...  Tyler Morin from The Water Coolest and I pooled together $5,001 which we are investing as The Family Office...  "Oh yeah… How's that going Large?" Not great. We are up small YTD, but this week I decided to buy what I thought was a recession-proof name going into their number and I

Barstool Finance: Good Riddance To The First Half of 2022

This week on The Family Office...  Tyler and I discuss the absolute shitshow that was the first half of 2022, what you can expect in H2, and why WD-40 (ticker WDFC) might be the only thing that can fix your portfolio. You can watch all the episodes on our brand new YouTube channel right here…   And 

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BARSTOOL FINACE: Even In Bankruptcy, Revlon's Body Paint Segment Continues To Outperform

After an ABYSMAL first trade that refuses to bounce, Tyler hooked himself a marlin with what looks like the latest piece-of-shit meme stock- Revlon (ticker REV)... A multinational company dealing in cosmetics, skincare, fragrance, and panda-themed body paint.  (free GIFt) With Tyler's latest purchas

Barstool Finance: Joe Biden Just FUCKED The Family Office

After a week chock-filled with Fed talk, The Family Office was finally ready to dip its toe back into the market.  (2005's Into The Blue starring Jessica Alba) And the minute Tyler and I made our first investment, Sleepy Joe swept in, fell off his bike, and took a dump in our punch bowl. Tough not t

Welcome to "The Family Office"- 6/12/22

Starting a weekly short-form video series discussing a teeny-tiny "fund" being put together with me and Tyler Morin from "The Water Coolest", Barstool's daily finance newsletter. The series can be found on a brand new YouTube page that we just created...  And here's live footage of Tyler investing m

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