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I got fucked by a penguin today.

I wish the Podfathers still existed for days like today...  My 13-year-old daughter came to my wife and me about 2 weeks ago asking for $26 to adopt a penguin.  I immediately said, "Yes", while my wife asked the only salient question, "When you say 'adopt,' you don't mean you will actually be bringi

I'm A Terrible Parent

My 13-year-old daughter has a handful of friends over and they are all sitting at my dining room table doing some sort of craft... I believe they are writing letters to another one of their friends who is away at a Jewish summer camp.  You see, my daughter's friend group does not discriminate on the

Yearly reminder that my Father's Day is better than yours.

I do NOTHING on Father's Day... I don’t enjoy other holidays.  Christmas is all about the kids, and it’s too fucking expensive.  Valentines is okay for leftover chocolate, but romance is dead.  I know very little about black history or gay pride, but I am thrilled that they both get their own month.

A Case of Mistaken Identity Could Cost New York City MILLIONS

I love stories like this, and this one is (obviously) ripped from The NY Post. Apparently, the NYPD distributed wanted posters for a thieving prostitute, BUT they inadvertently printed the posters with a picture of a random Instagram model named Eva Lopez instead of the larcenous hooker.  You can't 

I Want You Inside Me: HooDoo Brown BBQ

This is a long-ass food blog... You've been warned.  Last week, Ben Mintz and I made the journey out of midtown Manhattan heading North towards scenic Ridgefield, CT where we met my man Clem for some BBQ at HooDoo Brown.    Clem jumped at the opportunity because it was close to his house AND it mean

Attention: Tomorrow is allegedly "School Shooter Day"

I received this letter from my kids’ school earlier today…   Dear School Community, We are aware of national generic social media activity that threatens violence against schools on December 17. While the threats are not specific to any school or town, we have been in contact with the Ridgewood Poli

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The Podfathers is a podcast from Clem, Large, and Uncle Chaps from Barstool Sports breaking down the good, the bad, and the ugly of fatherhood. Other books and websites and podcasts have tried to explain what life as a new dad is like "from a dude's perspective." "As told by Guy's guys." or "from a mans perspective." They have all failed. Through their own personal experiences and brand of humor, the Podfathers help parents everywhere relate to the wild and crazy ride that is raising children.

The Podfathers is a podcast from Clem, Large, and Uncle Chaps from Barstool Sports breaking down the good, the bad, and the ugly of fatherhood. Other books and websites and podcasts have tried to explain what life as a new dad is like...

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BREAKING NEWS... I'M A GRANDFATHER!!!

First off, fuck Kevin Clancy, AND fuck Clem... I'll circle back to them in a sec. Secondly, God bless Stu Feiner... Just a wonderfully generous man who spent thousands of dollars and opened his beautiful home to hundreds of people last weekend for a party that had no real theme nor no real reason to

If You're Going To Be There, Then Be There

Saw this tweet yesterday... And right away I thought two things: 1. Who gives a shit what Ursula Burns thinks? 2. Ursula Burns is right... You don't have to go to ALL your kids' games. Then I read the full article just to find something that might infuriate me, and, sure enough, I found it. As the i

I enjoy doing Eddie from Chicago.

I've had the pleasure of spending a little time with Eddie over the past two weeks. He was down in Daytona with me and the boys for NASCAR and then I got absolutely WASHED in the Dog Walk Draft this week because I couldn't pick the right potato dishes... After spending so much time together, I am st

I got FUCKED on Valentine's Day.

If you know me, then you know I am a simple man. And one of my simple pleasures on Valentine's Day is tearing into a dark chocolate Whitman's Sampler.  I have been a proponent of Whitman's for decades now… Even as the fancier Lindt and Godiva started to litter the shelf space next to them at your lo

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IWYIM- Wanna get laid?

I know nothing says "Wildcard Weekend" quite like avocado toast, but before you get lost in the NFL for the next 48 hours, fancy up a basic brunch dish for your wife or girlfriend, and let the love-making commence! Just make sure the egg is cold before you grate it, and the pickling liquid is simply

Snip Snip Hooray! I Got A Vasectomy This Weekend While Large Followed Me Around With A Camera

Barstool has been keeping it real For The Common Man, By The Common Man since Day 1, which is why I knew I had to film as much of my vasectomy as I could for all my brothers out there thinking of doing this life altering, and to be honest probably life saving, procedure. Corona threw us for a loop b

The Dadasaur Is My Legitimate Life Goal As A Father

Someone get this man a Dad of the Year coffee mug and t-shirt ASAP. That video just showed the exact man I hope to be to my children for the rest of my life. Not some provider that gives them a hug and cash whenever they need it. But the goofy son of a bitch who can lighten the mood and be unleashed

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This Unborn Child Doesn't Stand A Chance In Life

Before I begin let me just say this is the strongest balloon I’ve ever seen. That thing is somewhere hovering by the moon right now with no intentions of popping any time this decade. A spiked bat was the only thing that was maybe going to rip a small hole into this sucker but anything short of a ba

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