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The Sexiest Review I’ve Ever Seen Is About Overalls

I don’t wanna be forward but call me Tim Duncan. This dude has me wanting to risk it all and drop my own 51 strokes if you catch my drift. (caleb’s hair) I’m wanting some overalls because I’m doing more and more projects and my trusty basketball shorts aren’t cutting it. I was torn between the size 

Restoring Shit Is Pretty Fun: Check Out This Old Ford Wrench I'm Restoring

I know. I know. Theres no sound until like the 3 minute mark. I was still connected to my headphones because I just finished mowing.  Anyway, this process has been pretty fun and is serving as a little bit of practice before I start restoring an old axe and making the handle out of a tree log I pick

Longtime Toolies: Unboxed My New SawStop Table Saw AND the DeWalt Table Saw Winner Is...

Hello there pals. BIG day in the ol Toolie world. I was finally able to break out my brand new SawStop table saw and make my first cut on a table saw.  Table saws are one of the more dangerous tools out there. The blades spin at about 3,500 RPM and eat hardwoods, so you stick a nice soft hand into o

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Longtime Toolies: How To Install A Simple Bidet For That Ass

Honestly, the bidet is life-changing. I've installed one in every single bathroom in my house. Leaving home, I feel so gross with using just toilet paper like some sort of caveman. Dont be a caveman. Get a bidet. It's easy and saves you money in the long run.  Go get some Rocky boots with the promo 

Longtime Toolies: Saturdays Are For Mowing The Mother F'n Grass

For my entire adult life, I haven't given a shit about my grass. My first house with grass was in Okinawa. The base gardeners mowed the grass there so I didn't have to. Id always look out of the window and think that grass was the biggest waste of time and resources on base. Who cares about it? Toss

Longtime Toolies: Carving Up Some Christmas Gifts

Well folks, if you've been keeping up with my journey into DIY you'll know it doesn't always go as planned. This time was no different, but I adapted, I improvised, and I overcame. I also used more tools on this one little project than I think I've used on anything. The ArborTech tools are so good a

Longtime Toolies: Making My Workshop Suck Less

In the last six months I went from having virtually zero tools and no real place to even use them to having a dedicated workshop and more tools than you can shake a stick at. Not sure why you'd want to shake a stick at them, but you couldn't even if you tried. That has been, as we say in the biz, a 

Longtime Toolies: Am I A Piece of “Moronic Shit“ For Having A 96 Inch Level?

In some ways, my brain works a little differently than other peoples'. Sometimes that's great and sometimes it's not. For instance, I saw a bunch of filing cabinets and turned them into a toolbox. That was a pretty good idea. The way that I did it, it wasn't great. I didn't have much worktop area an

Longtime Toolies: What I’ve Learned Over The Last Six Months

This last six months has been the longest decade of our lives but I have learned and am learning a new skill that I really enjoy. I had absolutely no idea what I was doing when I first started but I know just a tiny bit now.  Follow along at  And our brand new youtube page All right, so, I've been d

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