Advertisement

Snoop Dogg Went On Stern To Tell The Story Of How He And Martha Stewart Became Best Friends And It's Absolutely Perfect

Screen Shot 2018-05-17 at 1.08.38 PM

 Source –  On Tuesday, Snoop dropped by Howard Stern for an interview, where he shared the details behind his connection to Martha.

While Snoop says their experience working together goes back to his first appearance on Martha’s show, their friendship took shape, weirdly, at the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber where Snoop accidentally got Martha high.

And from there, they went on to pursue a show together on which they make boozy bread pudding and force celebrity guests to drink from ice luges.

First of all, I haven’t heard that much energy in Snoop’s voice since he dropped Rhythm & Gangsta back in 2004. So thanks for proving once and for all that you can smoke yourself into a coma every day for decades and still turn it on when you need to, Snoop. Don’t quote me on that. I’ve heard various versions of this story before but this is the first time Snoop has sat down and told it in full. The transcript is fantastic.

Snoop: Her seat is right here, and mine is right here. The whole roast, I’m just smokin’ dope. It’s just secondhand smoke, secondhand smoke. By the time she get up there to tell her jokes–

Stern: She’s whacked out of her head.

Snoop: She’s whacked out of her head, but she steals the fucking show. She’s the funniest motherfucker there…She was loose as a goose, high as a motherfucker, and she went up there and killed it…She came back and sat next to me, and I said, ‘Martha, you see what I did for you? We need to do more things together.’

A lot of people are thrown off by their friendship but not me. She may be a seventy-six year old home goods magnate and he may be an OG Crip from Long Beach but they’re both felons. And that’s a bond that can’t be broken. I wouldn’t surprised if Martha had a spider web tattoo on her elbow. Not a traditional spiderweb though, a whimsical, colorful spiderweb with perfect edges.

It’s crazy to see how far Snoop has come from his gang banging days. He went from literally (allegedly) murdering people to hanging out with Martha-fucking-Stewart. I feel like he has to compartmentalize his life otherwise it would never work. There’s just no way he could mix friend groups, they’re too different. Try to imagine Martha sitting there burning down a blunt with Daz, Kurupt, and the DPGC? You can’t. Snoop on the other hand is a chameleon, he can hang out with anyone. He’s friends with Ellen, Larry King, the Trailer Park Boys.

Advertisement

Everyone loves Snoop. Based on everything I’ve seen he and Martha are in it for the long haul. Which makes me want to go out and get an old white lady to hang out with. I could use the companionship. We could make it an FWB situation if the money’s right. Anyway, congrats on the friendship you two.