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Taylor Swift's New Tour Has A Ridiculously Awesome 1,000 Foot Snake On Stage

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Just real quick. Taylor Swift kicked off her world tour on Tuesday, and holy shit I cannot believe the size of that snake. It looks like something they would make for a Super Bowl halftime show, but nope, this thing is going to every single stop. It’s unbelievable how big that snake is. I mean look at this thing:

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It goes up to the god damn 3rd level of the stadium. Look how tiny she is next to it. It’s like Andre the Giant holding the beer can.  I cannot believe it goes around city to city. Katy Perry could never afford to have something like that at one show, nevermind 100. King stay king stay king.

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PS: Remember how Katy Perry reached out and apologized to Taylor like a pathetic loser? Now she’s mad at Taylor for putting it on Instagram.

Herald Sun - Perry is upset with Taylor Swift just one day after the pair ended their six year feud — because Swift shared her apology letter on social media, say friends.

Insiders tell The Sun that Perry was “surprised” to see her hand written message to Swift shared online as they hadn’t discussed the letter going public.

“Katy expected that Taylor would post something about it, but she didn’t expect the actual letter to go on social,” says her friend.

“The thing is, you can only see part of what Katy wrote and it looks like she’s taking sole responsibility for the entire feud.

“Without context, it looks like she’s taking the blame for everything and obviously there’s a lot more to it than that.”

The letter is partially obscured but it appears Perry, 33, has written: “Hey Old Friend — I’ve been doing some reflecting on past miscommunications and hurt feelings between us.”

It also shows that Perry says she’s “deeply sorry” about something.

Oh shut the fuck up, Katy Perry, You’re lucky she acknowledges you at all. She’s selling out arenas world-wide, I don’t think she really cares about someone who couldn’t even sell out an arena. It’d be like me reaching out and apologizing to the Boston Globe.

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