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Kylie Jenner Rented Out An Entire Six Flags So Her And A Few Of Her Friends Didn’t Have To Wait In Lines For Travis Scott's Birthday

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Source -  Kylie Jenner‘s wallet is as big as her heart. The new mom, 20, took to Instagram on Saturday to share she rented out Six Flags to celebrate boyfriend Travis Scott‘s 26th birthday – which happens to be on Monday.

“Rented out Six Flags for baby’s birthday… they’ve never been,” Jenner, 20, shared in a video of Scott and friends on a dizzying roller coaster. It’s unclear which location they chose.

The crew even took a snap sitting front row on another ride. Jenner’s eldest sister, Kourtney Kardashian, was also on hand to celebrate Scott’s birthday. But the festivities didn’t end there, Jenner even got Scott, a Houston native, a cake that featured their little family rushing down an AstroWorld coaster.

Before you get upset that the Kardashian/Jenner clan is on your favorite SPORTS website, take a deep breath. Everything is going to be fine. Here’s a picture to calm you down before I get into the blog.

The only reason I’m addressing this story is because I’m genuinely amazed that you can rent out an entire Six Flags for like five people. Like, what an egregiously goofy display of wealth. Imagine being a worker at Six Flags and finding out the park is going to be empty that day because Kylie fucking Jenner rented the whole thing out? Or worse, imagine being a customer and showing up to find out you can’t get in because the Kardashians didn’t feel like waiting in line? What a world. I need to figure out how to get into that family. I think my only hope is that Rob turns out to be gay. Which would explain the three-hundred-pound weight swings. Regardless, it’s a wild move to shut down an entire amusement park so you and your baby can avoid crowds. Especially considering your baby-daddy-baby-momma was just caught on camera throwing strollers at that same amusement park.

Trash. Come to think of it, amusement parks may be one of the trashiest venues on earth. They’re like the Blockbuster of entertainment; outdated, dangerous, and usually occupied by sexual deviants. Not to mention the rides are run by carnies  (small hands, smell like cabbage). Kylie and Travis must’ve felt like they were walking around in Chernobyl with no one there. Strange stuff. If I sound like a hater that’s because I am. I got denied from the Superman rollercoaster for being too tall in twelfth grade and I’ve been wanting to lash out ever since.

At any rate, I guess we’ll never find out how much this costs, or if they had time to ride all the rides. We’ll just have to use our imaginations. Chalk this one up as another win for the Kardashian clan. Just living their rich lives right in everyone’s faces. Well played, Kris.