Goose Beats Up Golfer

What are you doing dude? Can’t get ragdolled by a goose. Terrible look for golf. For decades now we’ve been trying to convince people we’re not soft little country club pussies then one goose comes at a golfer and it’s a goddamn yardsale? A total trainwreck? Look at this scene, I legit expected the next picture in this series to be the goose holding this kid up by his underwear.

Get your shit together buddy. You got 14 weapons on your back and you’re getting beat up by a goose? Jesus Christ.