Best Jailbreak Ever - Four Baboons Team Up To Roll A 55 Gallon Barrel Over To A Fence And Escape A Research Facility

Go baboons go!   Run!   Hide!  Get out of there!

God damnit.

This was all Chaps’ fucking friend’s fault too.

Such a bummer.

Although, in theory, I would say that human life takes ultimate precedence, and if these labs are really our best chance to eradicate diseases that kill our family members then, in principle, I should be okay with it.  Sorry little monkeys but cancer is an asshole.

But then on the other hand look at how cute these motherfuckers are!

How can you hurt these poor sweet creatures?  It’s not like they’re dumbass brainless worms or something.  They’re smart enough to conspire to roll a 55 gallon drum over to a fence and make a break for it!  And you’re gonna give them cancer and watch them die?  Fuck you.

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I did hear from an inside source that baboons are kind of assholes.  I’d like to believe that because anger is an easier emotion to process than sadness.