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Women Are Getting Designer Nipples So They'll Look More Like Kendall Jenner

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NYP- “My nipples never get hard,” complained one New Yorker, a 28-year-old hoping to walk away with breasts like Kendall Jenner. Lucky for her, designer nipples are popping up all over New York. Dr. Norman Rowe, a Park Avenue plastic surgeon, says many of his female patients want that “high beam or headlight look.” Procedures at Rowe’s office, which include Botox fillers injected into the areola, start at $700 and could last up to two years of perkiness.

I needed to post this. I need people to realize just how powerful the Kardashian/Jenner clan is. I’ve said it a million times. They’re the actual Royal Family and should be treated as such. Name another group of people who can do the things they do. Think about it. There isn’t a group that’s even close. They’re so popular that people will do CRAZZZZZZZZZZY shit to their bodies just to hopefully look like them. They want Kylie’s lips. They want Kim’s ass. Now they want Kendall’s nipples. Her NIPPLES. People like to shit all over them and cast them aside and call them untalented. And while people do that, they’re laughing all the way to a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry large bank account. How much money do they all have combined? A billion dollars? A trillion dollars? You could throw out any number and I’d still say it’s too low. But even more than that, they wield power. A special type of power. The power to have their fans love them so much that they want their nipples. Nobody has that power but them.