That Creep Dan Schneider Finally Got Fired From Nickelodeon
At long last this creep Dan Schneider got taken down. After months of me beating the drum for someone to take notice about Schneider and all of his disgusting allegations (which we will get into in a second) he was finally ex-communicated from the gak-factory at Nickelodeon.
I first got woke to Dan Schneider back in October when I was writing for the TBS show Drop the Mic in California. In the writers room it came up that this dude might be some kind of creep. We started to talk about it and everyone had some other kind of anecdote they had heard about him doing some grimy shit. Stuff with the casts of teen shows like iCarly, Drake and Josh, the All That kids, disgusting shit. Everyone seemed to know about this, but he was still employed, still active in Hollywood, still on twitter fucking tweeting benign stupid little tweets.
So I hopped on twitter decided to ask him myself.
No response. Unfortunately. Over the next couple days I read more and more about it. The stories were insane and we were in the throes of the Harvey Weinsetin scandal at the time, so it seemed like high time for all the perverts to get their day of reckoning. So I went back to the drum.
How could this shit have allegedly gone on in Hollywood for so long without someone saying something? When someone as little as me knows about it and this dude is still waddling around, isn’t this problem a part of another, equally huge problem?
As soon as I got back to Barstool, it was important to me to hop on the radio and share what I had heard with as many people as possible. I wasn’t about to be one of these people that knew about it and was just cool with it.
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Disgusting.
Let’s get into some of the allegations. By now this old post that Robert Downey, Jr. made anonymously on a message board is a famous piece of the case that’s been built against Dan Schneider.
If you really want to get into the depths of what he was into, this Twitter thread is a very illuminating place to start.
He constantly sexualized the children in his shows.
Like this shit:
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Disgusting. Apart from sexualizing these children, he openly fetishized their feet.
This shit all falls more in the world of disgusting than illegal, until you find out the alleged relationships that he had with these young starlets.
Ever wonder what happened to Amanda Bynes?
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And she wasn’t the only one:
The biggest and most disgusting rumor that might have a shred of truth to it is the idea that he’s Jamie Lynn Spear’s child’s father. Spears famously and abruptly left show business at a shockingly young age when she got pregnant and never revealed who the father was.
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There is countless evidence against him. I could link tweet after tweet that he suggests he was at best a disgusting creep, and at worst, a serial pedophile who ruined the lives of many. Shame on him, shame on the people who paid for his defense, shame on the parents who had an inkling they didn’t follow through on and shame on the people who knew and said nothing.
I hope allegations come out in the form of lawsuits and that this pervert is locked up for the rest of his life.