Juelz Santana Reportedly Sprinted Out Of Newark Airport This Morning When Security Found A Gun In His Bag

TMZ- Rapper Juelz Santana clearly had something to hide Friday when he tried going through security screening at Newark Liberty International Airport … with a gun. The rapper/actor was hoping to breeze through the checkpoint when the screener saw the firearm in the x-ray tunnel … law enforcement sources tell TMZ. Apparently Santana knew what was up, and he booked it, fleeing the airport. Cops from the Port Authority PD are now on the hunt for Santana.  

What a wild story. The imagery of Juelz Santana realizing he forgot he had a gun in his bag and then BOOKING outta Newark airport has me in tears.

I’d imagine the scene went down something like this

Location: Security checkpoint at Newark Liberty International Airport

*Juelz removes crispy white Air Force Ones and places them in a bin*

*Juelz removes two-tone diamond encrusted Dipset chain and places it in a bin*

*Juelz removes large American flag jacket and places it in a bin*

*Juelz asks if he needs to remove his American flag bandana*

*TSA agent says yes*

*Juelz removes American flag bandana and places it in a bin*

*Juelz places a large duffel blag that he hastily threw together after a night full of speeding up the West Side, hand creeping up her left side in a bin*

*walks through the security machine thingymajiggy*

TSA agent: “Mr. Santana, is this your bag?”

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And he’s still on the run! Juelz made it all the way outta the airport, into a cab and disappeared into the chilly morning. The whole situation really brings about more questions than it answers. So Juelz is just on the run now? Did he technically/legally do anything wrong? Or since he got away, does that mean he’s scot free? I’m sure that’s probably not the case but I wish it were. Juelz realized his mistake, assessed the situation and sprinted the hell outta there. No harm no foul. If this were Grand Theft Auto, Juelz would have 1 star. He just needs to lay low and not run anyone over with a car and he should be good.

By the way, I wrote a blog recently about a dad putting a dildo in his son’s bag before they went through airport security.

Here’s what I wrote:

No joke though, I think about people planting shit in my luggage all the time. I’m super paranoid about it. I check the contents of my luggage no less than 800 times before I leave the house to make sure nobody fucked with it. Then I check it 800 more times in the uber. I check like a mad man. I check even though no one else touches my backpack and suitcases but me. Is that crazy? It might be a little crazy but I don’t wanna end up like that poor guy. Or worse. The dildo isn’t so bad cause it’s not malicious. I always envision someone planting a loaded gun in my duffel bag. I picture myself standing in the security line as a low murmur starts between panicked-looking TSA agents. I wonder whats up. Then I picture them pulling my bag from the conveyor belt, opening it and discovering a loaded pistol. I’ve had actual nightmares about. Who would be mean enough to put a loaded pistol in my duffel bag? I DON’T KNOW! That’s the scary part! H8ers be everywhere. But now TSA thinks it’s my loaded pistol and I’m off to get every orifice of my body hollowed out and my life is over. Fuck.

That kinda sorta happened to Juelz this morning in New Jersey. Nobody (as far as we know) placed the gun into his bag but it’s kinda similar. He didn’t have every orifice of his body hollowed out though. He took off running. What a horrible realization to come to in the moment. One minute you think you’re about to be headed off to your destination. Next minute you’re the target of a manhunt cause you forgot about the pistol in your bag. Life comes at you super fast.