Macaulay Culkin Of All People Delivers The Final Death Blow To The New England Patriots
It was the tweet heard ’round the world. Macaulay Culkin coming down from the clouds to deliver the final blow to the 2017-18 New England Patriots. Out of nowhere putting that nail in the coffin for the Pats and little fucking Kevin McCallister is the last person on Earth who I would expect to be the one to deliver this shot. I mean if this right here isn’t proof that the Rone curse is real then I don’t know what is. Not only did the Patriots lose in the Super Bowl. Not only did the Patriots lose to the Eagles in the Super Bowl. But exactly one month later, Macaulay Culkin pours an entire bottle of salt into the still open wounds. During The Oscars no less.
So now I guess we need to ask the question. Is Macaulay Culkin actually an Eagles fan? Or is he just hopping on the bandwagon? Or is he just an avid Patriots hater? Or is he just an avid hater of David Portnoy? The possibilities here are endless. But I’d love nothing more than to see Macaulay Culkin in the owners box with Jeffry Lurie next season right next to Bradley Cooper and Meek Mill. What a core four that would be. I don’t care if Macaulay Culkin is an actual Eagles fan or not. He’s a part of the family now and I couldn’t be happier to welcome him aboard.
KEVIN!!!!!