The Internet Is Making Fun Of Blac Chyna's Blow Job Skills And I Will Not Stand For It
Cliffs Notes for all the respectable people of the world who dont even know who Blac Chyna is – Former famous stripper who ended up marrying Rob Kardashian and having his kid. Thats it. Its like the complete trash bag homeless mans version of Kim Kardashian.
And so yesterday Black Twitter was set ablaze when a sex tape of hers was leaked on Twitter. One of the clips out there was her performing fellatio. And boy oh boy, was that not well received by the internet. Everyone from the head of NAACP down to Becky With The Good Hair was commenting on how her head game sucks. Black Twitter had a goddam field day:
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Now listen, I understand. It wasnt exactly spectacular. Many a rapper has said how fire her head was. Said that she was an absolute dragon in the sack. And so everyone expected her to come out looking like Heather Brooke circa 2001. The public felt hoodwinked. They expected this:
And what they got was this:
But thats kind of the point. Everyone knows thats not the best angle for sloppy top. Her neck is bent like the goddam pipes in your toilet. Aint no way a dick is getting in there. Not to mention she was just kinda playin around. That was like the pregame shoot around. The layup line. Nobody out here is like “Did you see Russell Westbrook in warm ups? He stinks! Hes not even into it!” Because when they blow the whistle and tip at mid-court, he goes fucking hard in the paint. He’s ferocious. He’s fierce. He’s bloodthirsty. He’s goddam INHUMANE. Well I guarantee thats Blac Chyna. I guarantee that Blac Chyna can (and probably will) drop a video of her making a Sprite can disappear in her mouth if she wanted to.
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And more importantly this one goes out to all these internet hoes talking shit about Chyna’s head game. All these chicks clowning her acting like they are Superhead or something. Yea fucking right. I mean lets just call it right down the middle – at one point Chyna is on her back and the whole goddam thing disappears. You girls are not making that happen. You’re just not. Maybe like a handful of you. But the majority of you girls are out there giving a 6 out 10. Practically a handjob with your mouth. So get lost. Leave Blac Chyna alone, her blow jobs are just fine. Or….OR…prove it. Prooooooove ittttttttt. #BlacChynaChallenge go ahead and prove your skills.