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A Quick Update On Alshon Jeffery's Super Bowl Guarantee

Alshon Jeffery squatted on the hottest take of all time last year. The most flexible, bendable, malleable take of all time. The verbal gymnastics to make this true are impressive indeed. “Well, he didn’t say who we was.” At the time, we called him drunk. Now we call him Nostradamus.

Yesterday, Alshon had the game that everyone hoped he would have when he was originally signed. Since his mid-season extension, Jefferey has been lackluster. Many blamed this on his lack of chemistry with Foles. Any of those concerns were out the window yesterday. Yesterday was finally the alpha game that we expected from Jeffery.

The next stop for Alshon “Miss Cleo” Jeffery is hoisting the Lombardi.