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These Dogs Flat Out REFUSE To Let Their Owner Throw Out The Christmas Tree

This is gonna shock you but I’m with the dogs here. Get that tree back inside! Christmas is a magical time that should never end. I’m the type of guy who will leave his Christmas stuff up until March. I don’t care. Society can’t hold me. There’s nothing like that Christmas glow when you turn of all the lights and only the tree is lit. Why are we limiting ourselves to one or two months of that? I’ll also toss on Frank Sinatra’s Christmas album in June. That’s what those dogs are saying as they assault that poor guy.

Now, there is an argument to be made that limiting something is what makes it special. My president 50 Cent once said, “Sunny days wouldn’t be special if it wasn’t for rain.” That has validity. If we leave our Christmas decorations out 365/24/7 then you don’t have the warm and fuzzy feeling when you break them out in November/December. I don’t subscribe to that way of thinking. I want all the good things and good feelings all the time. It’s why I’ll likely die of a drug overdose some day.

Or those dogs see that tree as a giant stick and they’re pissed at their owner for getting rid of it. It could really be anything.