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Spring Is Cumming In Just 69 Days

Just 69 days until the flaccid, cold outside world gives way to a fully erect, blossoming spring landscape. Very nice. That may feel quite distant, but let me assure you — it cums faster than you think. Always has, always will. The quickness may startle you, covering your unsuspecting face with a seemingly endless stream of fruitful sunlight. Very nice. The cold, elusive world shall recede, paving the way for that warm, juicy, encompassing, pleasing EXPLOSION of life. Very nice.

Just 69 days. Very nice.