Highlights Of LiAngelo And LaMelo Ball Making Their Lithuanian Basketball Debut Today

Full stream for the Big Ballers out there

Highlights for the Medium Ballers out there

You are LOOKING LIVE at Prienai Arena, home of the Prienu Vytautas as well as 2/3 of the OG BBB squad.

Nice to see that the arena got a facelift thanks to the hottest family-owned basketball brand in the streets. BBB everywhere the eye can see!

Even the refs are repping the #brand today!

The Big Baller Challenge in Lithuania. Just reread that sentence to yourself. This is where we are. At this time last year, people were just getting to know LaVar. Now we have tournaments in Europe for two teenagers playing hoops in Lithuania. Greatest reality show not on TV this side of daily American life.

Now I know what you are asking yourself and the answer is yes. Jurgis Did was in attendance to play the 800-time platinum jam “Welcome To Lithuania”

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The audio when the Balls arrived at the airport was better.

The Internet: Nobody cares about the Ball family
Also The Internet:

I’ve also done nothing but think about this confectionary treat since it came across my timeline.

I’ve always been a fan of Toblerone even though they are bougie as hell. But what does this Brrrrr entail? This is a must try for Snackin’ Off.

Hot Seat: The Lakers Girls

Cool Throne: Porn videos that start as an innocent massage on Lithuanian Pornhub

Okay that Lakers Girl comment was a joke because of the dresses. As someone that has gone to the Baltics to cover basketball (nbd), I know that Baltic women are basically the hottest chicks on Earth. I saw at least five 10s on my way to Latvia, with every one being at least 5’10”.

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Not quite the 96 Bulls intro but I didn’t even know they had intros in Lithuanian basketball

And fans that make you think somebody fired a gun but instead its just confetti shot into the air? I love these guys! I am going to call them the Prienai Pamises.

There was also a basketball game played today too. Apparently that’s what the Ball brothers do. They play basketball.

LaMelo started off just as you thought LaMelo would.

Pfffft, typical LaMelo. He is selfish and only cares about scor…

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“Oooooohweeeee – Kirk Cousins – Nate”
– Me after seeing those LaMelo plays

That’s it. He is still not old enough to old enough to vote in the US, but LaMelo Ball is already in the Must Watch Basketball Player Regardless Of If He Is Hot Or Cold Club alongside such legends as J.R. Smith, Swaggy P, Ricky Davis, Lance Stephenson, Dion Waiters, and others.

LiAngelo Ball is not in said club.

But he heated up later in the game.

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For the sabermetrics nerds:

And most importantly they ate a W.

Can’t wait until their next game that will air right in the middle of the work day to break up the grind for countless people in the cubes around the world.