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Doug Marrone Has the Hots for Jimmy Garoppolo and Quite Frankly I Don't Blame Him

I mean can you blame him? I think his realization taking just three weeks ago seems a little late, but that’s fine. I mean Jimmy just came into the nation-wide spotlight just recently, but my goodness is he good looking. Also if we’re comparing him to other quarterbacks looks I’m not sure if Blake Bortles is someone at the top of the list. Only my hair is worse than his. Keep the hat on Blake, trust me.

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**Disclaimer: I have yet to get a haircut since this monstrosity and have extreme PTSD from doing so going forward.***

But back to Jimmy, I mean can you blame Doug Marrone. Jesus Christ I wish my future daughter brings a guy like this home one day.

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Oh…you mean Doug was referring to his quarterback play?

Yeah…. that too

3-0, improving every week. Basically the Niners are Super Bowl bound next year.

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