Local Massachusetts Liquor Store Is Bringing "Merry Christmas" Back!

HELL YEAH! Someone get Chapsy on the horn, we’re saying it again, baby!

As far as terrible commercials go this one is without a doubt my favorite. Why are all these SEC and ACC fans buying alcohol in Milford? Why are those Southerners so against saying, “Merry Christmas”? Why is Jesus shopping at a liquor store when it’s well known that the man can turn water into wine or, presumably, any other alcohol he fancies? Hell, the man’s blood is wine so he can just open a vein and catch a buzz whenever he pleases. Also, why does Charles expect Jesus, a Jewish person, to be anti-Happy Holidays and pro-Merry Christmas? If anything, Jesus would say “Happy Birthday to me!”

None of it makes a lick of sense and that’s why it’s perfect. Nothing beats a local commercial except local commercials that try to get “political” (I guess?).