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Package Thief Gets Completely Left Out To Dry By Her Get Away Driver

There’s no honor amongst thieves who steal packages off of front porches apparently. That get away driver completely fucked her accomplice. You gotta have bigger stones than that if you’re a get away driver. You gotta be able to stay in the saddle even when shit hits the fan. Things weren’t even going all that badly. Sure, they had been compromised, but so what? That driver got spooked faster than Dave Chappelle in Blue Streak. Although I must say, the driver’s timing was impeccable. He/she got away AND got the package AND left behind her accomplice. That’s impressive. There’s probably a millisecond of a window for that all to happen and the driver nailed it.

By the way, why didn’t the girl who got caught just run away after she got caught? The other lady wasn’t holding her that tight. She didn’t have her handcuffed to a pole. This isn’t neighborhood tag. This is real life. You get away, you’re scot free (minus the video evidence of her trying to steal the package). Hit the circle button and dash.