Super Props To This Dad For Attempting To Drive Home The Largest Christmas Tree In All The Land

SB – Sudbury police posted a picture Friday of a vehicle with a large tree on top of it. Almost the entire car appears to be hidden. Police say an officer stopped the vehicle on Route 20 in the town, located about 25 miles west of Boston. Police on Facebook reminded people to transport holiday trees “responsibly.”

Hey Griswold, where do you plan on putting a Christmas tree that big? On a Prius, no less! Talk about heart. God Bless this Pops for declaring his own personal war on Christmas and his family. And, yes, this is a Dad. Has to be. It’s too stubborn of a move to be any other person or situation. If this isn’t Father disguising his distain for the holidays by overcompensating with the largest Christmas tree in the forrest, then God help us all. Not trying to stereotype or discriminate, but I can’t exactly picture a 45-year-old single woman Paul Bunyaning down General Sherman*, twining it to the top of her station wagon, and lugging it back to her condo. Unless of course the cats requested sleeping quarters outside of her vagina. But it’s probably for the best as that thing is easily a habitat to numerous species already. Can’t wait for a squirrel to pop out and cause WWIII during dinner.

PS – If putting up the Christmas tree doesn’t devolve into an argument in your family every year like clockwork, you don’t know how to Holidays.

*General Sherman the tree, not the catfish almost wrangled in by a man they called Homer. 7 feet tall he stood, with his arms like tree trunks…