Doug Pederson Loses His Shit Over Premature Ejaculation Innuendo

Nothing like a good ol’ fashioned premature explosion to release the giggles. Get it? The questioner Marcus Hayes gave an innuendo on Carson Wentz prematurely ejaculating in the bedroom, or more akin to Ginger Jesus, his pants after accidentally catching a glimpse of a lady’s exposed lower leg in Bible study. Good thing the latter didn’t happen in real life or else it would’ve been multiple self-thrashings Da Vinci Code style in the name of the Lord as penance. Can’t have it. Not during a playoff run.

And this, my friends, is the benefits of being a joyful 10-1. Anything and everything can be written off as innocent and funny. Can you imagine Ben McAdoo losing his marbles from a innocuous dick joke on the podium? He wouldn’t survive the waddle to his car. Doug is able to giggle like a school girl for almost a full minute and everyone is none the wiser. The only thing better would’ve been if Pederson dropped a “That’s what she said” on the spot. In fact, Dougie and Michael Scott have got a lot in common. They both may be a bit magoo, but in the end a job gets done. CUE IT.