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Fabricio Werdum Threw A Boomerang At Colby Covington's Face In Australia (LOL)

FloCombat- Colby Covington traveled to Australia this week to serve as a guest fighter for the UFC Fight Night card in Sydney but ended up in a physical altercation with former heavyweight champion Fabricio Werdum.

“This guy is really audacious,” Werdum told FloCombat. “I went down with my master [Rafael Cordeiro]: ‘Master, let’s get a hair cut and shave the beard.’ We were in the lobby, and I’ve never seen this guy before. When I walked he looked at me and said: ‘Brazilian animals.’ And I was like: ‘Hey.’ I slapped his phone and asked, ‘What did you say?’ Then, he kicked my leg, but I managed to defend. Then the guys got in the middle and had nothing left. But he kicked me, he is audacious. I could have hurt myself.

“I don’t know why he insists on this mistake of speaking of the Brazilians… I didn’t understand. […] He wants media, wants to imitate Conor McGregor. He looks like ridiculous the way he does. I didn’t believe when he said it. I didn’t believe it. I slapped his phone and he stepped back and kicked me. Then we were arguing, and he kept shouting that Brazilians were animals.

Seconds after the incident occurred, Covington apparently began filming the incident via his Instagram account, where he shouted at Werdum while recounting what just unfolded.

“Look at this clown. You’re a fucking clown Fabricio Werdum,” Covington said. “What’s up? You just punched me in the face. You wanna come punch me again bitch? What? What? Yea, you think you’re so tough. Look at you, you fucking faggot. Yea, that’s right, you’re a little bitch. What? Hey, yea [I’ll] see you soon. [I’ll] see you soon motherfucker. You’re old motherfucker, you ain’t shit.”

My snip-snap-snip-snap-snip-snap on Colby Covington comes to one final snap after this incident! I hated the guy because he was an absolute shithead hardo and it was cringeworthy to hear him put together syllables. Then, after he beat the hell out of Demian Maia in Brazil and cut a fantastic heel promo where he insulted their entire nation, I thought, “Maybe it’s all a long con. Maybe it’s a genius bit.” He iiiiiis into professional wrestling after all!

Clearly, it’s not a bit. Not a character whatsoever. Colby Covington is just a shitty, racist, homophobic person who needs a reality check. He really sat in a hotel lobby, waiting for Fabricio Werdum (who has NOTHING to do with him and isn’t even in the same weight class) so he could say he’s a Brazilian animal? Is racism his schtick now? That’s really what you’re gonna hang your hat on, Colby? Then to go on Instagram live desperate for attention and call Werdum a “faggot”, jesus christ man. Be more of a fucking asshole, I dare you. I pray to the MMA gods that he gets in the cage with someone like Robbie Lawler who knocks his head into the twelfth row.

But for real, Werdum throwing a boomerang at this clown’s face IN AUSTRALIA is so funny. Does your weapon arsenal just change when you’re down unda like it’s some kind of themed Grand Theft Auto game? No longer have other items in the rotation? The little spin wheel?

Only thing that’d make this better was if a kangaroo kicked Covington’s ass. I’d love that.