This "Family Quiz" Really Tests Middle School Students: "What Do You Call A Married Man's Girlfriend?"
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Question: What do you call it when a married person has a relationship with someone else?
Answer: An affair
Question: What do you call a married man’s girlfriend?
Answer: Mistress
Question: What do you call the much younger boyfriend of an older woman?
Answer: Boy Toy
Question: What do you call the much younger and beautiful wife of an older, wealthy man?
Answer: Trophy wife
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PIX11 — An online worksheet that was never meant for children has parents at one Virginia middle school furious after a teacher mistakenly passed it out to the class, according to WTVR.
A teacher at Carter G. Woodson Middle School assigned the “Family Quiz” worksheet Friday in a Family & Consumer Sciences class, according to parents.
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So parents are freaking out about this. Some English as a second language worksheet asking what you call married people fucking around on the side ends up going to middle schoolers because some lazy teacher downloaded it off the internet. I gotta say, don’t mind this worksheet one bit. Middle schoolers should be able to answer affairs Q’s without fucking up their futures. You’re old enough at that point. Middle schoolers experiment with making out and shit. Hell a few of ‘em might’ve already been through some infidelity. Timmy out here holding hands with girlfriend Molly at lunch then boom, turns right around and holds Katie’s hand between history and science. Real passionate, naughty hand hold, Molly freaks out, makes an away message about it. Classic.
You gotta be pretty insecure as a parent and as a spouse to be freaking out about this quiz. What they think their kid takes a mistress quiz when he’s 11 and poof he grows up Tiger Woods’ing all his relationships? Come on now. Strongly disagree with Mrs. Sample’s take here.
“No one in the schools system needs to be teaching my daughter what a mistress is or a trophy wife or boy toy.
Ehhhh I mean these are kind of important. Gotta learn these.