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Jon Dorenbos Talked About How The Trade From The Eagles To The Saints Saved His Life - Like, Literally

Well, that’s somehow both scary and inspiring shit all rolled into one. The trade itself wasn’t that monumental. It was a freaking 37-year-old long snapper coming off a bad wrist injury in which the Birds received a 7th round pick and saved around $800K (Dorenbos was due a cool $1 mill, not a bad fucking gig). They received some value for a player who wasn’t gonna be around here much longer. A win-win all around. Little did anyone know there were forces greater than Howie Roseman’s cap magic in play. If Dorenbos didn’t get traded, he likely wouldn’t have received a standard physical that revealed his heart condition.

The universe does in fact work in mysterious ways, and Jon Dorenbos is its wizard. Like, for real. As we’ve seen before many a times, the man has a doctorate in Black Magic. How else can you explain this shit from Dorenbos The Magnificent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3smwlrSiWY&ab_channel=America%27sGotTalent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=iokOJVtwrck

Now that he’s retired, and healthy, he can work on becoming the best magician in all the land since The Great(ish) Gob. Long. Live. The Final Countdown.