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Ezekiel Elliott Suspended Again After His Injunction Is Denied

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Ezekiel Elliott Suspension Status: Snip
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See you all here tomorrow for the overturning of this suspension and then again next week for another suspension and reversal.

h/t to Barstool’s Editor in Chief for alerting me to this breaking story first. Being in charge of the Ezekiel Elliott suspension beat and staying on top of everything as soon as it happens is EXHAUSTING