Trump Optioned Local Cuisine In Japan And Ate Only Well-Done American Burgers Instead

Hard-hitting story out of Japan, Donnie Abroad’s eating habits. While Obama sat down for some famous Sushi…

Trump posted up for some well-done American burgers at the 19th hole complete with Heinz ketchup…

I want you to close your eyes and envision a scenario. We are on a runway in Japan. A ceremonious welcome party is prepped, anxiously waiting. On the runway lands Air Force One, the most symbolic transport in the history of the world. A mobile stairway pulls up as Air Force One’s door flips open, and out pops American President Donald Trump. He waves, carefully steps his way down the stairs, and is greeted by Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe.

Abe begins: “Hello Mr. President, welcome to Japan.”

Trump: “Thank you, let’s play golf.”

Abe: “Okay, we will play golf and then we will eat the world’s greatest sushi.”

Trump: “Sushi sucks, we will play golf and then we will eat well-done American cheeseburgers with Heinz ketchup.”

Abe: “Okay, we will play golf and then we will eat well-done American cheeseburgers with Heinz ketchup.”

And that, my friends, is why Donnie Abroad is the best.

PS — Yes ordering burgers and steaks well-done is weird as hell. However, this Trumpian move has been well-documented. I guess you like what you like.