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Ezekiel Elliott’s Suspension Reinstated By New York Judge

Zeke Elliott Suspension Status: Snip

Is This Over?: According to Schefter’s tweet, probably not.

Cowboys Running Back To Pick Up In Fantasy: Alfred Morris. Or Darren McFadden. Or both. Or neither. I don’t know.

Is Jerry Jones Going To Want To Put Roger Goodell’s Proposed Contract Extension In A Shredder?: Almost definitely.

I Want To Listen To “That One Night” From The Office

Me too!

How Much Longer Are You Going To Reference That Song In Zeke Elliott Suspension Blogs?: As long as the suspension keeps getting enforced and then overturned, which means probably forever.

Is “Dinner Party” The Best Episode Of The Office?: In my humble opinion, definitely yes.