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Better Tiny Singer: Bruno Mars Or Jose Altuve? Singing The Backstreet Boys Makes It Tough To Tell

Older video but what cant the little big man do? If you don’t like Jose Altuve, there is just something drastically wrong with you. He has defied all the odds of his size to sing play big and sing bigger.

I dont know if I’ve said this before, but I’m a huge bat flip guy. Give me all of the bat flips.

In fact, I love players who break every single unwritten rule of baseball. I want Altuve to become the Deion Sanders high-stepping version of himself during this World Series. It so delicious when you win and make the other team’s fans cry and absolutely rabid at the same damn time.

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When Jose goes deep tonight I hope he launches both the ball and the bat to the fucking moon. #GoodForBaseball