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Bill O'Reilly Is Mad At God For His Sexual Harassment Troubles

The HillFormer Fox News host Bill O’Reilly said Monday he’s “mad at God” for the sexual misconduct allegations he’s faced in recent months.

“You know, am I mad at God? Yeah, I’m mad at him,” O’Reilly said. “I wish I had more protection. I wish this stuff didn’t happen. I can’t explain it to you. Yeah, I’m mad at him.”

CNN was the first to report the remarks, which came on a new episode of his “No Spin News” web show.

O’Reilly’s comments come after The New York Times reported Saturday that the former anchor paid $32 million to settle a sexual harassment claim a month before Fox News extended his contract earlier this year.

O’Reilly left Fox News in April after The Times revealed that he paid $13 million to five women to settle sexual harassment allegations.

It must be so nice to believe in god and be able to just pin shit on him. Shift the blame. That’d be awesome. AWESOME. Gotta be the most liberating feeling in the world. You’re stewing in your own self-loathing Sunday morning over your actions/words/late-night-texting when the lightbulb goes off, “Oh shit, it’s god’s fault!” In fact the next girl I date I’m just going to go in as a super religious guy. When I fuck up, I blame god. It’s genius. I can’t even think of any positive reasons to saying you’re not a huge god guy. Robbing yourself of an A+ out for pretty much any and all situations.

Anyway, hasn’t been a great week for Billy O.

I said it last week and I’ll say it again — Bill, just take your 100 million dollars and DISAPPEAR dude. Be gone. You’re 68. You’re rich. You’re not in jail. Old as fuck and rich and free. You know what you don’t do with that combo? Battle on cable news. You know what you do do? Take your money, your old age, your freedom, and dis the fuck appear.