Philly Fans Respond To Colin Cowherd Calling Them Dumb In The Most Mature, Adult Ways Possible

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As you can see above, Colin “Clownbait” Cowherd unleashed a stereotypical rant on Philadelphia fans featuring ALL the hot takes. Well, Cowherd, don’t expect to fire the first shot on Ft. Sumpter without getting heat right back. At least Philadelphians are understanding, gentle souls who I’m sure would eloquently state our rebuttal through an argument based on facts. Yup…

I guess that’s the Philly charm in all of us to outrageously go for the jugular.
It happens to the best of us. Did I really need to create the delightful #NecrophiliaNate hashtag when that little piece of piss came after me last year? Probably not. But that’s what happens. You come attack me or anyone I care about, I allude to you (allegedly) fucking dead people. It’s just the way it is. So, yeah, Colin Cowherd can go sit on a fist next to his (alleged) depressed alcoholic father while (allegedly) bashing minorities and (allegedly) fucking that horse. A Tweeter said it best…that horse can do WAYYYYY better than Colin Cowherd. Or maybe the sign got it all wrong. If anything, it would be the horse doing the fucking. Allegedly.

At least there are no hardo Philly assholes out there challenging Cowherd in a physical way or anything. That would be crossing the line.

Oh well. And the band played on.