The Senate Hearings For Equifax Were Pretty Boring...Until Monopoly Man Showed Up.

This Equifax stuff is serious business.  A massive data breach leaving millions affected.  There are discussions that we may get rid of Social Security numbers all together due to the chaos that was caused.  The Senate needs to get to the bottom of it hold people responsible.  All of it is super important.

Annnnnnd all of it can be handled just fine by people a lot smarter than me.

Me?  I’m just here for Monopoly Man.

After digging into it for 30 seconds I started seeing links pop up about who exactly this person is, what they’re there for, what they stand for, what their cause is all about.  Noooooooooope, clicked out of that ASAP.  I want to live in a world where this is a real life person who dresses in a top hat and a monocle with a bushy white mustache attending Senate hearings as Rich Uncle Pennybags just to be a part of a democracy.

PS,

Did you know the Monopoly Man didn’t have a monocle?  Wild example of the Mandela Effect.  I mean I’m absolutely keeping all references to the Monopoly Man in here,  just an interesting factoid.