Friday's Top Ten Time Wasters - Carpool Karaoke
Every Friday from here on out I’ll be fast-forwarding you into the weekend with ten time-killing videos. Some weeks you’ll love them, some weeks you won’t. Whether you like them or not, they’ll take your mind off the clock and inch you that much closer to the weekend. We’re kicking it off with Carpool Karaoke. Feel free to send top ten suggestions to pat@barstoolsports.com. Enjoy.
10. Jennifer Lopez
I’d be lying if I said J-Lo made the list for her singing ability. She has some bangers in Jenny From The Block and Booty but she’s here because she looks fantastic. That and she exchanges on screen texts with Leo Dicaprio.
1:00- My Love Don’t Cost A Thing
2:58- Booty
4:45- Jenny From The Block
7:55- Weird Spanish song I don’t know
11:40- On The Floor
9. Selena Gomez
They visit universal studios and go through McDonald’s to prove she’s human. Then talk about the Biebs and her love life.
0:18- Same Old Love
1:32- When You’re Ready Come And Get It
2:40- Hands to Myself
4:40- Next Time You’re Fighting
8:35- I Love You Like A Love Song
11:00- Shake It Off
8. Madonna
Madonna’s the biggest ham on the list. She shits on James’ style and talks about hooking up with Michael Jackson. She and James establish their relationship while she floats in and out of an English accent. She shows off her flexibility and becomes the first guest to twerk in the car.
0:51- Vogue
3:24- Bitch I’m Madonna
5:45- Papa Don’t Preach
8:06- Express Yourself
9:45- Ray Of Light
12:19- Music
7. Stevie Wonder
Stevie roasts Corden over his accent then transitions into Signed, Sealed, Delivered without missing a beat. But not before making James cry while singing a love ballad to his wife (3:59). He’s also obsessed with FaceTime which is ironic. Too bad he can’t watch the video, he killed it.
1:19- Superstition
2:57- You Can Feel It All Over
5:20 Isn’t She Lovely
9:00 For Once In My Life
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6. Rod Stewart AND A$AP Rocky
Every one of his songs sounds exactly like they do on the radio. A$AP Rocky makes and appearance and Rod talks about “drinking and shagging.” He tells hotel party stories about The Stones and The Who.
0:28- The First Cut Is The Deepest
3:36- In A Broken Dream
4:03 A$SAP Rocky Cameo
6:00 If You Want My Body (hilarious)
7:30 Maggie May
7:55 Ooh La La
5. Bruno Mars
Guy’s never recorded a bad song. They go over his Elvis impersonation and why he wears silk shirts. They touch on his brief career as poker player then sing seven of his biggest hits.
0:14- 24K Magic
3:25- Your Sex Takes Me To Paradise
5:45- Grenade
6:25- Versace On The Floor
9:10- If I Knew
11:15- Uptown Funk
14:00- It’s My Birthday
4. Elton John
Elton discusses his temper tantrums and how he’s never owned a phone or computer. He calls Arlene Phillips a bitch for making fun of his dance moves. Don’t let the shitty write up stop you from watching, the songs are worth a listen.
1:00- Your Song
3:30- Crocodile Rock
5:10- Tiny Dancer
7:00- Circle Of Life
9:40 Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me
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3. Jennifer Hudson
Out of all the Karaoke-ers, (with the exception of Rod Stewart) she had the best chemistry with Corden. She also clearly has the best voice. She talks about singing in the Burger King drive through before she was famous and her WWE commentator husband, David Otunga (4:20). She also made Corden’s jaw drop with a song at (7:15).
0:55- Trouble To Me
3:32- If This Isn’t Love
5:02- And I Am Telling You
2. Foo Fighters
They talk Nirvana and stop by Guitar Center for an impromptu concert (9:33). There’s not a lot of conversation but there is a lot of singing.
0:45- All My Life
2:45- Best Of You
5:00- Looking To Fly
7:25- The Sky Is The Neighborhood
1. Red Hot Chili Peppers
The majority of the segment is them being eccentric. They talk about getting stoned in the mountains as fifteen-year-olds, writing music, and how Cher used to babysit Anthony. James and Kiedes strip down and wrestle on someone’s front lawn.
0:28 – Can’t Stop
2:15- Heemi Lheemey
2:56- Give It Away
6:15- Dream Of Californiacation
7:44- Darkness Necessities
9:00- City Of Angels
10:55- Zephyer
13:30- By The Way