Of Course Joel Embiid Joyfully Chimed In On The Kevin Durant Burner Account Saga

JoJo. Warrior of the people. Lord of the Social Media. We’ve seen this time and time again. Think about it. Joel Embiid is the ONLY professional athlete who has even attempted to comment or make light of his NBA colleague making burner accounts on Twitter. The best part? He gets away with it 100% of the time, every time. It’s beyond a Manny Being Manny situation because Manny Ramirez was actually in midst of a hall of fame career during his shenanigans. He probably could’ve killed a man with a hammer and shit on its corpse during a sold out game at Fenway and people would’ve found a way to make an excuse. JoJo being JoJo is based on potential and personality. I can’t imagine what he’s going to be able to get away with once he actually plays over 1/2 of a season. Whatever it is it’ll be with EXTRA GRENADINE.

Godspeed, JoJo. Now do me a favor, and cue it the fuck up.