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Martha Stewart And Snoop Dogg Reenacting The Pottery Scene From 'Ghost' Is Some Weird Shit

Lets cut right to the chase here. These two are fucking, right? They have to be. Martha and Snoop are going heels to Jesus on a regular basis. I don’t know when they started going heels to Jesus but I just know that it’s happening. You don’t reenact the scene from ghost without penetration happening soon thereafter. And guess what? I’m into it. Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart fucking is the romantic comedy I never knew I needed. They’ve both faced criminal charges and I bet they bonded over that. Forget the baking show or whatever they’re involved own. Make this into it’s own full blown reality show. The dynamic between Snoop smoking weed all day long and Martha getting mad at him while she cooks would be must-see TV. It’s true that you can’t make a hoe a housewife but it turns out you can make the preeminent housewife a hoe.