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I Want This Guy Who Rushed The Stage At A Britney Spears Concert DEAD

Just a quick note here. Don’t you EVER rush a stage that Britney Spears in on. Don’t do it. If you do, you will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. I hope those security guards “accidentally” killed that guy. I really do. “Whoops we suffocated him. Our bad but we were defending Britney so it was self defense.” I am the most obsessed with Britney Spears and I wouldn’t ever dream of rushing the stage at her concert. She’s an angel. She’s the queen. She shouldn’t have to live in fear of something like this happening. She’s given us too much over the years. She’s given generations upon generations boners on boners on boners. That’s the wrath facing any person who rushes her stage. Boner gang.