All-World Douche Writes Glowing Instagram Post About His Girl's Curves, Internet Has A Field Day

This guy is a fucking dickhead for a few reasons. First, he thinks he’s some kind of hero for dating a woman with curves. Newsflash bud… you didn’t pull her out of a burning building, rescue her from an animal shelter, or drive her through a waterfall into your cave and inject her with an antidote like Bruce Wayne. If anything, people should be congratulating her for dating you because you’re name is Tripp. Tripp from Miami. Lord help us.

Second, he’s playing the victim card! “As a teenager, I was teased for being attracted to heavier women.” Like he overcame adversity, said “fuck the haters,” and rendered a service to humanity by presenting his penis to this woman. We applaud your sacrifice, sir, and appreciate how much you’ve grown as a man. I’m not even making this about feminism or women’s imagery; it’s simply a matter of how much this guy missed the mark. A large portion of men have engaged in romantic endeavors with heavier women, and vice versa. Most of us have the humility not to brag about it.

And how about when he starts listing her commodities like he’s taking inventory at the docks? Thick thighs, big booty, cute little side roll, etc. FUCKING ETCETERA! That etcetera is absolutely savage! As if to say, the list of “fatributes” goes on and on, but he’s going to save us the time. I can’t imagine his girl gave this post the green light. How could anyone take that passive-aggressive negging bullshit and not kick Tripp to the curb? Fuck this guy.

Luckily, the internet had our back and delivered the swift, ruthless justice we needed. Dan Rubenstein with the burrito post FTW.