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SHOCKER: Allen Iverson Went AWOL From The Big 3 Tournament

THIS JUST IN: AI gonna AI. Somebody send out an APB to all Dallas-Fort-Worth area TGIFriday’s and find The Answer before he tosses away all his future Reebok money on shitty half-priced apps. Honestly, the real surprise here is it took this long for Iverson to give it the ol’ “Fuck it” and do what he wants to do. It’s a tale as old as time. Ya gotta love the man’s persistance and heart, but good God I’d be furious if I were Ice Cube or anyone involved with running the Big 3. Iverson is by FAR the biggest draw the tourney has going for it and he simply doesn’t give a single shit, which was evidenced by his half-assed Dr’s excuse for not even suiting up in Philly. Here’s to hoping nothing is seriously wrong while AI is MIA, but, again, everyone saw this one coming from light years away.

Regardless, Long Live The Answer.