The Rally Dildo Is BACK (In The Form Of Thor's Hammer On Noah Syndergaard's Bobblehead) And So Are The Mets!

Baseball is a weird game. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometime it’s rains. And sometimes a rally dildo appears in your backup catchers locker, you get some good mojo, win a few games, and then the dildo, the mojo, and the wins vanish. That’s baseball, Suzyn.

And this happening to the Mets is the least surprising thing ever. You figure somebody is always looking out to make sure the giveaways are made right and don’t have giant dildos on them. Especially teams that had a dildo problem earlier in the year.

But me? I love it. This is just the juice the Mets need right now. Tolo is in Minnesota. Our savior is stuck mashing in Single-A. And based on tonight’s score, the return of the Rally Dildo is exactly what we need to get us to the Metsiah’s 30th birthday. #DildoBoyz 4 life.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to rest. I just got home from a hellish commute (BOMB EMOJI V IMPORTANT THREAD) to blog about a dildo on a bobblehead.