Blink 182’s Matt Skiba Says He’s A Witch And Uses His Body’s Electricity To Control Events
Source - The story surrounding the disastrous Fyre Festival in the Bahamas earlier this year just got even weirder. Blink-182’s singer and guitarist Matt Skiba said that he used witchcraft to prevent the luxury music festival from happening.
“I had a bad feeling about that event,” he said in an interview with the British publication. “I consider myself a pagan and a witch. With every inch of my energy I wanted Fyre not to happen. I put all the electricity and energy in my body against that thing happening.”
Blink-182 were supposed to play Fyre Fest but pulled out at the last minute. Skiba previously said that the band decided not to play because they were worried about the production quality of the festival’s stage setup.
Today he’s telling a slightly different story about what happened. “It was bullshit. I used my witchy ways and it seemed to work. I’ll take responsibility and everyone can blame me.” Earlier this month, Fyre Festival co-founder Billy McFarland was arrested and charged with wire fraud. He and the other co-founder, Ja Rule, have also been hit with more than a dozen lawsuits from investors and festival guests since Fyre Fest ended in total chaos.
I’m so naïve. Here I am thinking that disaster of a music festival failed due to a lack of planning. Turns out it was witchcraft. I should’ve known, Matt Skiba’s basically the real life version Draco Malfoy. The only difference is one of them never outgrew their teenage angst. I’m looking at you, Skiba.
Despite him looking the part, I don’t believe for a second he actually thinks he’s a witch. He’s just doing what all criminals do, creating a scene to distract investigators. Why? Because he was in on the scam. How do I know this? I don’t. But I’ve seen Good Fellas and he’s acting an awful lot like Jimmy. Except instead of killing off his connections he’s distancing himself from them. Trying to plead ignorance by way of insanity. Unfortunately for him, this big gay nose can sniff a scammer from a mile away and it’s not because I am one. It’s because gay peoples’ sense of smell is five times better than that of their straight counterparts. Look it up.
It’s only a matter of time until we get to the bottom of what actually happened. And as much as Matt wants everyone to “blame his witchy ways” no one will. Those responsible will have to pay back the parents of the attendees. It’s a sad hilarious situation. It’s been over three months and I still laugh just thinking about it. Hopefully this distraction will provide enough time for Ja Rule to hire a good lawyer.