David Harris Signs With The Pats

Can I just sign with the Pats too? Is that allowed? Revis goes and gets his ring. David Harris will get his this year. Can I just do this too? I’m staring down the barrel of an 0-16 year and I’m thinking about making myself an unrestricted free agent. I’d like them to kick the tires on me. Please, sign me.

This doesnt surprise me one bit at all. And while its annoying that we’ll have to watch a guy who was a “heart and soul” type of player for the Jets go win a Lombardi Trophy with the football team I despise most on this planet, whats the difference? Who cares? The Jets are an abomination. What theyre doing with shedding payroll and tanking is exactly the correct approach. They’ll go 0-16 next year and the Patriots will win the Super Bowl. If David Harris can get some happiness and satisfaction with New England, then good for him. That guy was an anchor for this team. A massive key to the Jets defense which has been the lone bright spot for this franchise in the last 10 years. He gave it all for this team, so go get your ring, bro. It sucks for Jets fans but guess what? Its gonna suck every the Pats win the Super Bowl regardless.

Cuncel Da Saeson. Cuncel da Francheyes. I fully support anyone and everyone getting off this ship that has already sunk to the bottom of the sea.