Sex Scandal Teacher Update: The Ass Shots the World Was Waiting for Are In
Yesterday I brought you instant legend Sex Scandal Teacher Erin McAuliffe of North Carolina, who’s charged with making sexy time with three of her students. Not only did I thank the literally dozens of people who sent me her story, I left open the idea of revisiting her as more information became available. Which resulted in more people sending me more info. Like turning on an SST perpetual motion machine
Email #1:
I went to high school with this chick and actually talked with some of my buddy’s about 3 months ago about how we wouldn’t be surprised if she was smoking her students. Sure enough, NAILED IT! (pun fully intended)
Anyways, I follow her on Instagram where she posts an array of butt pics. Haven’t seen any websites post them yet and would be happy to shoot them over to you. They are absolutely worth seeing. This donk will absolutely put her on the SST Mount Rushmore. Let me know if you want them.
I’d like to remain anonymous so, you can call me Goose.
Email #2:
I went to college with this girl at Methodist University. This is no surprise to any of us that knew her.
Great article. I’ve attached more photos that I think could help. For privacy purposes, I’d rather stay anonymous. Also, if there’s one thing to downgrade her rating, it would be her recent cat tattoo on her leg. I’m not quite sure what she was thinking. Hope this helps.
Of course like most all time greats in any field of endeavor, the post about Erin was not without its detractors.
Imagine being such a horny, sexless failed PUA that you have to write this shit for a living pic.twitter.com/awA2z04AL4
— kieran (@k_delamont) June 13, 2017
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But once again it was the Stoolies, coming through. As they have throughout Erin McAuliffe’s incredible saga:
And there you have it. A 25-year-old with the body of swimsuit model becomes a serial Sex Scandal Teacher for the ages. But her story is not for everyone. It’s not for one wannabe PMT listener. And it’s not for a Twitter egg from @Torontoist who gets offended by a comedy blog but has no problem sexualizing POTUS’ 11-year-old son. Thanks again to all the Stoolies who fight alongside us. The struggle is real.
Do you have someone you want to see graded? Tweet her to me @jerrythornton1 or email me at jerry@barstoolsports.com. Your service to the betterment of mankind will be its own reward.