Internal Emails From The Fyre Festival Organizers Leak And They Are Hilarious - "No One Is Eating So Therefore No One Is Pooping"

Fyre Festival may have come and gone in the public consciousness – unless you were one of the ravers eating old bologna in a Red Cross tent and pooping into your own hands, no chance you still care about this story – but that didn’t stop Mic from doing some Big J Journalism and rounding up some internal emails from the whole disaster.   And I got to say, they are pretty hilarious.   Again, probably not if you were one of the people who paid like 5K to have a refugee experience, but for everyone else, an inside look at shady, incompetent organizers trying to cut every possible cost right down to the shower heads and toilets to make a few extra bucks is good for a laugh.

Can’t argue with the logic.  Why you all so worried about the number and quality of toilets?  We’re not serving any of the food we promised (except we might send the intern to the market to grab eggs for the luxury villas aka disaster tents) so nobody’s taking any dumps around here.   They can piss on a tree.

“Shitty place” joke from Lyly slayed though.

[h/t Mic]