Philippines President To Chelsea Clinton: “When Your Father... Was Screwing Lewinsky And The Girls There In The White House, How Did You Feel?"

We have established that Philippines president Rodrigo Duterte is a crazy person. He’s a psychopath. He’s the guy who’s got female assassins killing anyone who’s possibly, maybe a criminal and has OK’d vigilante killings of drug dealers. Guy fucking hates drug dealers.

He’s said he’ll burn the United Nations to the ground.

He’s called Obama the “son of a whore.”

He’s said he would eat ISIS’ livers with salt and pepper (have to like this one).

He’s likened himself to Hitler.

So when Chelsea Clinton recently said one of his jokes was not funny…

…he responded in a totally equal and proportionate manner. Just kidding.

– “When your father, the president of the United States, was screwing Lewinsky and the girls there in the White House, how did you feel? Did you slam your father?”

– “They hear ‘rape’. Like, like Chelsea, she slammed me. I was not joking, I was being sarcastic. Listen to the speech. I do not laugh at my own jokes.”

Straight for the Lewinsky scandal. Not pulling any punches. Not building up to anything. Just a quick “your dad was banging every intern in sight while he was president so therefore the logic states that my men get 3 rapes per region.”

Also, I don’t even know what “I was not joking, I was being sarcastic” means, but I love it. What a defense that is. That’s like saying, “Babe I wasn’t cheating, I was fucking.” Makes no sense but totally makes sense.

And props to the Philippines for this move: “The presidential palace Facebook page livestreams Duterte’s speeches and they are archived without scrubbing expletives.”