Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid and Hailey Baldwin All Go On Jet Skis In Thongs Together
One of those Instagram sprees that make you wanna kill yourself. Guys and girls. Girls are like “welp I’ll never even come close to that.” and just want to give up on life. Guys are like “welp I’ll never even come close to that, either.” and just want to give up on life. And when I do inevitably kill myself, I want to be reincarnated as a hot and/or rich chick. They have it the absolute BEST. Aside from that whole “having to take dick thing.” I’ll figure out a loophole on my second life. I’ll pimp out my other hot friends and just keep evading the penis. Anyway, it’s all worth it because when you’re young and hot and famous you just do shit like this ALL DAY EVERYDAY. All over the planet. And the best thing all you have to do is post pictures of it happening and you get more famous and get to do it all over again forever and ever. It’s a self fulfilling prophecy of being hot. No talent necessary. Be hot, get famous, keep showing people you’re hot, get more famous. Live life in thongs on jet skis. Talent not required.