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My Favorite Part Of All This Comey/Clinton/Trump Drama Is It ALL STEMS FROM Anthony Fucking Weiner

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I can’t get over the fact that all of this presidential election drama we’ve got stems from this fucking idiot Anthony Weiner.

FBI Director James Comey testified Wednesday in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee over Comey’s decision to open (or reopen) an investigation into Hillary Clinton’s emails… just 11 days before the election. Hillary said yesterday she would be President if this hadn’t happened.

What happened is this: Hillary had been investigated for her email situation earlier in the year. From that, Comey had decided not to bring charges. To drop it. Enter Weiner. Anthony Weiner, the husband of longtime Clinton aide Human Abedin, is obviously a sleazy scumbag; he was sexting a 15-year-old girl. Can’t do that, so when the FBI found out they showed up, confiscated his stuff, and found that Huma had been forwarding thousands of classified Hillary emails to Weiner. So Comey had to make a decision.

He describes that decision (Daily Mail):

‘I could not see a door labelled “No action here,” Comey responded.

‘Speak would be really bad. There’s an election in 11 days. Lordy that would be really bad,’ he said, laying out his mindset at the time.

‘Concealing in my view would be catastrophic.’

Explaining the moment less than two weeks before the election when he faced the decision, Comey said: ‘Whether it’s a dog catcher election or president of the United States, but I sat there that morning and I couldn’t see a door labeled no action here. I could see two doors and they were both actions. One was labeled speak the other was labeled conceal.’

He decided to send a letter to Congress announcing the discovery of the emails. There’s no doubt the Comey letter affected the election. Was it the difference maker? Who knows. I contend that Hillary Clinton being Hillary Clinton is the reason she lost, not James Comey, but we’ll never truly know. What we do know is this — ANTHONY FUCKING WEINER is right at the center one of the craziest, most controversial, shocking, and most pivotal Presidential elections in history.

It’s Wiener’s scummy ass sexting minors that created ALL OF THIS. It’s entirely plausible that Anthony Weiner being an idiotic sleazeball changed world history forever.

And it’s not just plausible, but is factual, that ALL OF THIS drama — Comey testifying on Capitol Hill, Hillary saying she’d be President if it weren’t for the Comey letter, Trump firing off late night tweets about Comey and Russia — stems from Anthony Weiner being a horny little weirdo.

Comey:

‘Somehow [Hillary’s] emails were being forwarded to Anthony Weiner, including classified information, by her assistant Huma Abedin. And so they found thousands of new emails.

Amazing. Anthony Fucking Weiner, my favorite character in the tale of how Donald J Trump became President Of The United States.