Marshawn Lynch Announces He Is Back With The Perfect Marshawn Lynch Tweet

I’ve just been staring at that tweet with the dumbest smile on my face for the last five minutes. That tweet is Marshawn Lynch in his purest form. From the “Yes Lawd” all the way to “town bizzness breath on me.” It’s not often that a player can retire suddenly while still being productive only to unretire a year later so he can be traded to another team and nobody seems upset with him. But Beast Mode is that fucking lovable. Marshawn Lynch has given NFL fans a lot of great memories on the field and maybe even more off of the field. Here’s to hoping he has hella fun in Oakland like he did in Seattle, since he is really really really from Oakland doe. God I love Marshawn Lynch. Welcome back Beast Mode! Town bizzness breath on me indeed.

Now lets go through some of his greatest hits.

The Beastquake:

The Beastquake (Mario Edition):

The Beastquake 2.0:

The Beastquake 2.0 (Mario Edition):

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The Applebee’s Mayne Event:

A Succinct Breakdown Of His Running Style:

The “I’m Here So I Won’t Get Fined” Interview:

The Deion Media Day Interview:

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The Incredible “Bout Dat Action” Music Video From Media Day Interview:

The Runaway Cart:

The Runaway Cart Reboot With Mama Lynch:

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The Yeah Interview:

The I’m Thankful Interview:

The Thanks For Asking Interview:

Running Wild With Bear Grylls:

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Playing Mortal Kombat With Conan O’Brien And Gronk:

Driving Cars Like A Madman:

Scoring The Game-Winning Touchdown From The 1-Yard Line In Super Bowl XLIX