Tom Hardy Helped Police Catch Motorcycle Thieves Which Is Not Fair

(Source) — Actor Tom Hardy helped to apprehend a man who had allegedly stolen a motorbike in London, police have said. The Hollywood star stepped in after two teenagers on the bike crashed into a car in Richmond, south-west London, on Sunday afternoon. They ran off before one was grabbed by the Mad Max and Taboo star and the other was arrested by a police officer. Two 16-year-olds have been arrested on suspicion of theft of a motor vehicle, police said. Witness Arun Pullen told The Sun newspaper: “Tom must have been walking down the road. “He went off like a shot in pursuit and looked furious. “I asked Tom what happened and he told me he chased him through my back garden and caught him around the block – but the route was like an assault course.”

This blog will kinda be talking out of both sides of my mouth since my crush on Tom Hardy rivals any girl’s, but this shit isn’t fair. You can’t be Tom Hardy and a superhero who chases down grand theft auto suspects on an “assault course.” You can’t be a superhero on screen and in real life.

This is like when Ryan Gosling saved that chick’s life from getting hit by a cab only way more badass. You’re telling me the sexy, brooding dude who’s covered in tattoos is also a bonafide lionheart? Get out of town.

When it comes to attributes that chicks find admirable, I’m a communist. I’m fucking Stalin and think anyone who disagrees needs to disappear. These things need to be distributed equally amongst the population. Hardy can’t have the jawline, the heroism, the tattoos, the dark personality, and what I’m sure is a dick worth painting while I’m stuck in the corner with a face that looks like a balloon, a set of tits, and a pants-pissing fear of confrontation. It’s bullshit. You want to be Tom Hardy? Fine, you’re not allowed to catch criminals. Leave that boost in sex appeal to the 99%. Be fair about this stuff.