Jen Selter's Been Having A Good Ass Photo Week And I Won't Allow That To Go Unnoticed
I saw this picture above going through Twitter just now and was like “Wow Jen Selter is showing more of her ass than normal, wonder why?” I feel like for years that thing was covered or half-visible at every turn, mysteriously hiding in the shadows like the Smoking Man in X-Files. But then I was thinking about it and it’s probably not that Jen Selter was hiding it before necessarily, it’s that she’s just now gotta go a little above and beyond to get noticed in a world where tons of chicks have big asses stuffed into skin-tight leggings. And it makes me sad that we’ve taken a booty pioneer like Jen Selter for granted. Should she have been been a little more generous with her ass early on? Strategically, perhaps. But frankly I don’t want to live in a world where we’re all scrolling past a Hall of Fame booty like hers and completely taking it for granted.
It’s been a hell of a run for Jen Selter’s ass and if she’s going to work hard to get dem cheeks back in the spotlight then dammit I’m going to be strong enough to support her in that quest:
To think this was almost four years ago:
If Jennifer Lopez’s ass is a Tom Brady of booty longevity, Jen Selter’s ass with just four years of work might be Gale Sayers. Her ass could never play another day in the league but the impact felt should be regarded with the fondest memories, true greatness that changed the game forever.